Post by joshsbix on Jul 4, 2023 16:17:14 GMT -5
--Houston Chronicle
Fireworks are going off at Astros HQ today after an absolute worst case scenario Draft Lottery. A routine anonymous source of leaks from within the organization has confirmed that ownership is livid and has banned math from the organization for at least 1 year. "They said that there will be no mention of averages, probabilities, percentages, or rankings until we win 81 games or avoid the asinine draft lottery". Team sources say that Skitty was particularly devestated by moving down one spot in the draft. A simple search of her Twitter will show that she has been anti math for a very long time. One tweet dated April of 2012 stated: "Percentages and Taxes suck!" Another one from when she was younger that said, "I don't need math to know I am hungry."
One has to wonder how long this feud with math will last in Houston and without math, how long will it take to recognize that the team has improved?
Fireworks are going off at Astros HQ today after an absolute worst case scenario Draft Lottery. A routine anonymous source of leaks from within the organization has confirmed that ownership is livid and has banned math from the organization for at least 1 year. "They said that there will be no mention of averages, probabilities, percentages, or rankings until we win 81 games or avoid the asinine draft lottery". Team sources say that Skitty was particularly devestated by moving down one spot in the draft. A simple search of her Twitter will show that she has been anti math for a very long time. One tweet dated April of 2012 stated: "Percentages and Taxes suck!" Another one from when she was younger that said, "I don't need math to know I am hungry."
One has to wonder how long this feud with math will last in Houston and without math, how long will it take to recognize that the team has improved?
