Post by joshsbix on Jul 23, 2023 10:30:40 GMT -5
--Houston Chronicle
We have been able to confirm that the Astros have fired new manager, Skitty. This action is believed to be connected with the internal investigation that stemmed from her being removed from an International flight, earlier in the off season. Team sources say that they hope the team can move forwardon a more positive note. Lew Ford seemed to be happy with the move. He was seen arriving at the stadium well before team practice hours, with a cigar, beer in hand, doing doughnuts in the team parking lot.
It is being rumoured that the team will turn to their last 20 game winner, Joe Price to lead the team into 2006. "This move would make a lot more sense than hiring the family cat.", said one life long Astro fan who wished to remain anonymous do to his fear of cats.
