Post by Boston Red Sox on Aug 24, 2023 6:31:04 GMT -5
From deep inside the Boston clubhouse, this transmission comes to you with breaking important information. I HAVE THE DOCUMENTS.
According to Boston insider, former B team Boston Braves that previously had to skip town after not getting any significant attendance, truly has to skip town after this season because the owners were caught on tape saying "we want to eat babies". We have them on video. Atlanta ownership is into weird creepy sick stuff. What the hell? Imagine how bad they smell. I'm told they and Pittsburgh owners both stink, they both smell like sulfur. Literal vampire botpelly goblins, hobbling around coming after your kids. Insider got close to both of them at a meeting, and was quoted as saying "AHHH, AHHHH, AHHHHH!" in response to the smell. Insider may or may not be a member of the Boston pitching staff. More transmissions to come.
1776 will commence again.
According to Boston insider, former B team Boston Braves that previously had to skip town after not getting any significant attendance, truly has to skip town after this season because the owners were caught on tape saying "we want to eat babies". We have them on video. Atlanta ownership is into weird creepy sick stuff. What the hell? Imagine how bad they smell. I'm told they and Pittsburgh owners both stink, they both smell like sulfur. Literal vampire botpelly goblins, hobbling around coming after your kids. Insider got close to both of them at a meeting, and was quoted as saying "AHHH, AHHHH, AHHHHH!" in response to the smell. Insider may or may not be a member of the Boston pitching staff. More transmissions to come.
1776 will commence again.
