Post by joshsbix on Nov 14, 2023 19:13:24 GMT -5
--The Pittsburgh AP (For language purposes, all articles that are about the Yankees are dictated by George....I mean NYCGirl, and points should go to them, please just accept this so you don't have to read analogies about goats in the streets)
The Yankees are officially under new management on and off the field. NYCGirl takes over in the front office and her first act of defiance was to hire Skitty as her manager. NYCGirl stated, "The Yankees believe that Skitty was unfairly fired from the Astros and will be suing Pittsburgh and giving her full employment."
We reached out to the Pirates for comment, Josh said, "I am not sure what the Pirates have to do with Skitty and I have no recollection of ever being in Houston."
The Yankees new management took the reigns and started making important decision. The money needed corrected and the fastest way to do that was to trade Alex Rodriguez. NYCGirl siad, " It was a definite loss of talent and it will be sad not to have him as part of the Need for Speed Report as a Yankee but business is business. We are happy with the return that we got for him."
The Yankees traded ARod to Milwaukee for the 4th overall pick in this year's draft and a first in next year's. IF Rasmus and 1B Hoffpauier were the players included in the deal. The Yankees selected dynamic young starting pitcher, Sonny Gray with the pick and it immediately put their minor league system on the map. They would add to their SP haul at pick 8 adding Kyle Hendricks to their freshman class.
The Yankees selected speedy OF Jonathan Villar. The first project pick of the NYCGirl era could make an impact at the ML level with some points invested. The fact that she has outsourced her article writing should show the league that she is looking to come in and build a farm system quickly.
The draft wrapped up with a 3rd round selection of SS Danny Santana. Another points project that could potentially contribute at the ML level.
Who knows what the future holds for the new Yankee owner and their insane manager but nobody can deny that their initial draft class together looks to be a strong one.
The Yankees are officially under new management on and off the field. NYCGirl takes over in the front office and her first act of defiance was to hire Skitty as her manager. NYCGirl stated, "The Yankees believe that Skitty was unfairly fired from the Astros and will be suing Pittsburgh and giving her full employment."
We reached out to the Pirates for comment, Josh said, "I am not sure what the Pirates have to do with Skitty and I have no recollection of ever being in Houston."
The Yankees new management took the reigns and started making important decision. The money needed corrected and the fastest way to do that was to trade Alex Rodriguez. NYCGirl siad, " It was a definite loss of talent and it will be sad not to have him as part of the Need for Speed Report as a Yankee but business is business. We are happy with the return that we got for him."
The Yankees traded ARod to Milwaukee for the 4th overall pick in this year's draft and a first in next year's. IF Rasmus and 1B Hoffpauier were the players included in the deal. The Yankees selected dynamic young starting pitcher, Sonny Gray with the pick and it immediately put their minor league system on the map. They would add to their SP haul at pick 8 adding Kyle Hendricks to their freshman class.
The Yankees selected speedy OF Jonathan Villar. The first project pick of the NYCGirl era could make an impact at the ML level with some points invested. The fact that she has outsourced her article writing should show the league that she is looking to come in and build a farm system quickly.
The draft wrapped up with a 3rd round selection of SS Danny Santana. Another points project that could potentially contribute at the ML level.
Who knows what the future holds for the new Yankee owner and their insane manager but nobody can deny that their initial draft class together looks to be a strong one.
